The Cabin

ahh... here we are. Ok, now just lie down on the bed. It's ok, no need to be embarassed, it happens to everyone on cruises. I can't tell you how many times I've had to hurl over the side of the boat. Now I'm gonna turn off the light ok?

Huh? You're scared of the dark? Hasn't anybody told you about Ctrl+A? If you're ever scared because it's too dark to see, just hit Ctrl+A and you'll have everything you need to find your way. Alright, I'm gonna turn out the lights and go stare at the horizon and yearn, ok?. Feel free to come back out when you're feeling better.

Alright, thank you